Tuesday, October 6, 2009

22 Week Picture

Or- Do I look pregnant? Really? Do tell....

Sorry, a co-worker called me "Big Lady" today and I almost threw a doughnut at her. I have also been called "Plump One" and had numerous people say, "Wow! You're big!" to me. I'm over.it. I might have to get a t-shirt that says something clever. Like "this belly is big but your brain is small." Or "I'm here. I'm big. Get over it." Or "F*ck off. I'm pregnant." That's not really clever but more hostile.

How far along?
22 weeks (and 2 days)
Total weight gain/loss: I don't know for sure but at least 25 pounds. I'm not weighing myself...
Maternity clothes? All maternity, All Day, Every Day
Stretch marks? Still none. That is unless they are under my belly. I haven't seen that area of my body in weeks...
Sleep: Muh. I'm not running to the bathroom at night which is a nice relief. But the hip pain persists like a bitch.
Movement: Yes indeedly doo

Food cravings: I could eat pizza every day and be happy.
Gender: A boy AND a girl!
Labor Signs: None. And this ute better not get any ideas...
What I miss: Feeling cute :(
What I am looking forward to: Getting to 24 weeks
Milestones: Having a stranger ask me when I'm due. Of course, when I told her, her eyes got really big. Then I told her I was having twins and she said, "Oh, thank God." Yeah...see the beginning of my post.


  1. You look great, seriously, how funny that your dog is always there next to you. He'll be very protective of the babies.

  2. You look bloody fantastic! Tell those people to suck it! Love the bump - embrace the bump! I think you look great.