Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Don't Read This if You're Easily Offended

I can't poop. It's hell on wheels.

The shitting mechanism has been replaced by god awful cramps that feel like I'm being torn in two.

Also, I'm writing this entry from the toilet...where I've been sitting for almost 30 minutes. If things don't start moving, I'm going to end up with a summer home in here.


  1. Bless your heart. As someone who deals with gastrointestinal distress (to put it politely) on a daily basis, I totally feel for you. See if your doctor will write you a script for some industrial strength Stool-So-Soft.

    I hope you get some relief soon!

  2. Hmm....industrial strength laxative? Sign me up!