Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Bella's Band Fatal Flaw

...is that it accomodates a growing belly. It does NOT accomodate my growing ass or thunder thighs. Thundah thundah thighs.

Thus, it is almost completely worthless. Worth.less. Damn. Pretty soon I'm going to be naked all the time.

5 comments:

  1. BEHOLD!

    Maternity Spanx!

    http://tinyurl.com/n2ropx

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  2. Shut the eff up. You are officially my new BFF!

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  3. "Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest"

    I went back to your first post in March and I'm still catching up, you're a riot girl! I don't have any kids yet but I will vicariously learn through you about what the experience feels like. I wish you the best and keep 'em coming!

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  4. Be happy that the ovaries FINALLY cooperated for you. And yes try the spanx, they are a little slice of heaven, a gift from GOD!

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  5. Awwww, just let it ALL hang out! BTW, SITS sent me over...and I'm having a giveaway where EVERYBODY wins, so please come on by!

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