To clarify, these belly fetished peeps were not the strange guy at the deli counter ordering his pound of Gouda cheese, these were co-workers. Very nice people. And it was... SHOCKING! Hello? I'm only 10 weeks and I just look like I have a beer belly. Mmmm....I wanna rub your beer belly....
Both people said, "Oops. I should've asked you before I did that."
Here's the thing- Once I got past the shock, I effing loved it. I really, truly felt pregnant. People don't rub bellies unless there's a baby in there and it.happened.to.me. Fuck yeah! I am a sacred vessel, People. Wanna rub my vessel?
BUT DO YOU GRANT WISHES?
ReplyDeletethis is too funny! My best friend HATED when people touched her belly when she was preggo. I mean it drove her NUTS! I can't blame either of you...gross...get your grubby hands of my tummy :)
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